its time
calubvm crhistmasNovember 1, 2026
SPERIEL JOIN THE DISCORD
SPERIEL IF YOU ARE READING THIS JOIN OUR DISCORD WE NEED TO INTERVIEW YOU ON VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS.YOU MIGHT EVEN GET UNBANNED.
October 31, 2026
calubdebate - Boston or SIberia?
Welcome to the world's first and only calubdebate. Was pingus deported to Siberia or Boston?yar rules the Siberia side, while believeinthings rules Boston.
peepeemaster95 - pingus now lives in boston
kevin - boston
DUKAT JOGURT - Pingusman115 now lives in Boston.
And now he has to go to school in Boston
After everyone clearly sided with Boston, yar finally cracked (not the crack you're thinking of) and said he got deported to Boston.
Tune in again in NEVER for more calubdebates. Remember to vote YE FOR PRESIDENT 2024
#YE24
October 31, 2026
DAEDALUS 2 BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
DAEDALUS TWO HAS REACHED 99.9% COMPLETIONITS GAMECUBE MODE IS ALMOST DONE, AND ALL OF THE LIBRARY IS PLAYABLE*
IT WILL REQUIRE A GT 610 AND A 13th GEN I9
STAY TUNED FOR THE RELEASE DATE
October 31, 2026
THE LIST - NICHE PEOPLE
Well, this is it. The final leak in THE LIST.These include famous people you might have seen on the VM regularly, but they were not important enough to get their own article.
Here it is all.
[computernewb.com-vm1] [2026-04-26T22:27:32.206548+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm1] [2026-08-06T00:45:06.470709+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm2] [2026-03-01T19:25:21.697426+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm4] [2026-06-05T07:56:45.314186+00:00] you call me a [hard r]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-06-28T08:08:10.147737+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-07-05T06:48:06.483566+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-08-21T19:11:32.229247+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-05-18T21:46:26.823613+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-05-18T21:47:31.846176+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-05-28T22:03:20.671850+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-02-15T15:19:52.453087+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-07-06T13:28:44.346903+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-07-11T08:26:13.070606+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-07-11T16:44:34.447314+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm9] [2026-07-19T01:25:37.108331+00:00]
Evil Corporation has told us this is all the leaks we can do. They will now vote whether to release THE LIST to the public or not. Time will only tell.
Doomsday is counting down upon us and we just don't know it...
I'm believe and this was all of THE LIST. STAY TUNED ON CALUBINFO.
October 31, 2026
THE LIST - ELKU200
Another leak for THE LIST. This one is about the guy who notjacobxi said "stupid [hard r] go kill urself". How shocking for him.Not much is known for him besides that. Apparently, he isn't as better, because he has said 30 racial slurs. Disgusting.
Here is the entire list
[computernewb.com-vm2] [2026-04-18T12:13:58.839393+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm2] [2026-04-18T12:14:23.113109+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm2] [2026-04-18T12:14:40.690416+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-04T19:41:31.971387+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:14:16.993276+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:15:37.576614+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:19:40.926492+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:20:35.171755+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:29:23.585638+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:32:37.654640+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T14:32:55.262397+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T19:54:04.151543+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T19:55:14.840444+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm3] [2026-02-14T20:09:04.593976+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-14T17:36:11.404179+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-14T18:33:10.655427+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-24T14:22:09.746028+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-24T14:25:23.127057+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-24T14:30:34.331203+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-24T14:31:07.627786+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-25T18:48:07.189531+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-04-08T11:59:23.021477+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-04-23T11:28:58.367351+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-01-09T13:23:50.241321+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-05T19:17:08.029028+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-05T19:32:32.063282+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-07T13:11:17.834127+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-24T15:28:51.902588+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-04-08T13:29:28.547954+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-04-18T10:46:39.060540+00:00]
...Well nonetheless there is nothing more interesting to say about them. They are not a really interesting subject.
Next leak will be the last leak, before Evil Corporation ultimately decides on Doomsday. The final famous people will be leaked as we fully review The List.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED FOR THE FINAL LEAK OF THE LIST.
October 31, 2026
"It has way more than just racial slurs now" - EvilCorp on THE LIST
THIS JUST IN, We were just told that Evil Corporation has way more than just racial slurs.It now includes death threats and more slurs. Not just racial!
For example, PSPGuy has said the F slur 147 times. How shocking! The full list for him may [REDACTED] soon, but we [REDACTED].
In a bit, we will also drop another leak of THE LIST.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED.
October 31, 2026
THE LIST - OOBLA
Evil Corporation has allowed us to leak more information for The List, this time involving oobla.Do you remember oobla? The same guy that made HORRIBLE FUCKING ORDERS on Papa's Cheeseria? Yeah no one would forgive him for that.
Previously ousted because he got mad over fake computers and told someone to kill themselves, in an attempt to get banned, he apparently said the N-word. What was going through his thought process, we do not know. But here's the list.
[computernewb.com-vm1] [2026-07-01T17:54:12.260872+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm1] [2026-07-01T17:55:43.069926+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm1] [2026-07-01T17:57:09.653130+00:00]
Definitely a questionable action there... More famous people will get exposed as we review The List further.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED FOR MORE LEAKS OF THE LIST.
October 31, 2026
calubRPG LEAKED
we have gotten ahold of a beta of new upcoming game
sources say the rpg was destroyed and that they are doing "development reset"
also astral did battle art for one of the main bosses speriel
release 2027
October 31, 2026
DO NOT VISIT THESE HOUSES WHILE TRICK OR TREATING
DO NOT VISIT THE FOLLOWING ON HALLOWEEN THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL (or piss on your candy):* Blue81 and AwesomeNoob
* Mace Myles
* Milo
* notjacobxi
* shijima
* ye (he's expected to go DEATH CON 3 ON ANTIMATTER FANS SPECIFICALLY KYOTO)
* spermial
* Xbox2026/supermiumowner
* NixCD
* Leopold SLikk
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2026
THE LIST - AWESOMENOOB
Evil Corporation (despite their name) has dropped "The List". A list of who has said the N word.They sent it over to us for review so we can publish some famous names here as part to expose the Evil of CollabVM.
In this list we found out that... AwesomeNoob??? is in it. Yes, this is indeed shocking to us all. Is this why he had a sudden disappearance? No one knows.
Here is all the times he's said the N word, the format is VM, time, and username.
Note, everything is obviously censored here for obvious reasons. Don't be surprised.
[computernewb.com-vm5] [2026-02-24T14:22:51.653414+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-15T22:27:03.626421+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-15T22:29:57.383624+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-15T22:30:00.655350+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-15T22:30:59.298401+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm6] [2026-02-15T22:31:35.459039+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-01-10T19:28:13.051757+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-01-10T19:55:36.274361+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-01-11T18:44:48.919730+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-01-14T19:43:53.743561+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-01-20T20:14:57.377107+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-02-12T19:16:19.374762+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-02-22T01:45:24.215560+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-02-22T01:47:06.720715+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-02-22T17:10:28.350571+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-03-31T17:28:17.471143+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-04-10T18:40:59.002716+00:00]
[computernewb.com-vm7] [2026-04-10T18:43:11.418182+00:00]
Whether AwesomeNoob will say "it's the past" which is the same as what notjacobxi said is unknown. but this will be definitely interesting for him to uncover once the people of CollabVM find out about The List and his existence in it. More famous people will be published as we review The List further.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED FOR MORE LEAKS OF THE LIST.
October 31, 2026
SHIJIMA IS RACIST
there has been more proof released of shijima being a racist according to cvmsentry logs
October 31, 2026
supermiumowner returns to collabvm: still cringe?
infamous supermiumowner has been unbanned from collabvm to answer our questions:iexist: are you xbox2026?
supermiumowner: nah, why would i?
iexist: what do you have to say to your haters?
supermiumowner: nothing
idkwhatusernametouse: bruh
iexist: do you believe in free speech?
supermiumowner: of course i do. i hate the usa
iexist: do you believe cooperation is the only way forward?
supermium: yeah, ofc
iexist: will you be taking action against those who allege you are xbox2026?
supermiumowner: no. you think im killing someone about xbox2026
iexist: no i was thinking you'd sue them. anyway, do you believe that a clone of crustywindows should allow community submissions?
supermiumowner: yeah, i wanna upload my own bootlegs
the following is a screenshot from xbox2026
iexist: what is your opinion on kanye west
supermiumowner: why should i care
iexist: okay that's it for our interview today. any last words?
supermiumowner: i like windows 7
October 30, 2026
notjacobxi SIMULATOR Lifehacks - Transcending sh
So, you want to use zsh or fish in notjacobxi SIMULATOR. Uh oh! Your/usr/bin/notjacobxi which generated all the quotes for you doesn't work anymore!But oh, what's this? You can just edit the file and put this at the start of your quote generator?
#!/usr/bin/env bashThen you try it again on zsh, or fish, or whatever the fuck you're using... and HOLY FUCK! IT WORKS! It's not really rocket science. The best part? This is just a common fucking fact. It's always been known. We're only pointing this out because we (I) forgot to put that at the start of our files. You don't need to put that in the start of
/usr/bin/jacobai either, because it depends on notjacobxi.Another, short, lifehack for you. Use this command to import your fancy startup fastfetch + quotes into... let's say zsh.
echo "fastfetch && notjacobxi" >> .zshrcNow you know something you've already known... Oh yeah, in the future, once we're done with all the lifehacks, we will compile everything we've done into the ricekit, It's like a Service Pack.
Anyway... I've got to go grab my coffee now to stay awake till 6:07 AM. I'm believe and this was notjacobxi SIMULATOR Lifehacks. STAY TUNED.
October 30, 2026
notjacobxi SIMULATOR Lifehacks - JacobAI
So, you've installed notjacobxi SIMULATOR and you feel like there's nothing interesting to do. Fear not! Put this in /usr/bin/jacobai, then chmod +x it.
while true; do
read -p "User: " skibidi
notjacobxi
done
This will use all of notjacobxi's neurons to talk to you. You also have a notjacobxi to talk to, even if he gets banned on CollabVM!
Here's our (it's just one person) team demoing the AI.
That is it for today's lifehacks, I'm believe and this was notjacobxi SIMULATOR Lifehacks. STAY TUNED.
October 30, 2026
kyoto interview 2
kyoto interview 2DUKAT JOGURT▸ wasn't zeonfan banned too
kyoto▸ i WAS zeonfan
kyoto▸ i used to be banned
kyoto▸ but now i was unbanned
kyoto▸ i wanted to be unbanned on cvm cuz i said on discord
kyoto▸ that i have no idea why i got banneds
baic▸ did you appeal
baic▸ or no
kyoto▸ technically an appeal but
kyoto▸ i wanted to experience cvm nowadays
kyoto▸ so i returned
kyoto▸ to see the beautiful land of collabs and vms again
yar▸ your opinions suck
yar▸ pleas e leave
this is the new editor t6767logger
October 30, 2026
awesomenoob alive
awesomenoob has been found alive on cvmcord
this is new editor t6767logger
October 30, 2026
notjacobxi SIMULATOR OUT NOW
Apparently, the notjacobxi situation was so bad, they made a rice kit after him. This is notjacobxi SIMULATOR.It includes a special wallpaper to go along with the rice. We would show you, but it is exclusive, and we don't want to spoil you!
It also includes a custom tool to go with it. It's a tool to show notjacobxi's most famous quotes. And a fancy fastfetch config, look at that! Here is a demo of both:
Obviously, we recommend Void Linux for the BEST EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE! Here are a few reviews from satisfied customers (they have never actually used it and we told them to act for this one)
10 / 10 This shit goood I love it - yar
67/67 notjacobxi simulator is so good 67/67 best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - pingus
BEST 10/10 BEST OS EVER I'MUSING THIS TO MAKE MY NEW ALBUMS GREAT PERFORMANCE - YE
very good os 10/10 -believeinthings
this shit so good it makes me not do suicide - t6767logger (we all know u dont care about this review)
Satisfied customers clearly mean you should use it no matter what. Download it now here.
This is the only mirror available (besides qu.ax), more mirrors will come out later as more people decide to host it, If you want to be a mirror please contact the calubinfo writing team.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED
October 30, 2026
chocovm is dead
The surprise of a century. The so called 'honeypot vm' has been dead for little over 2 days now with activity stemming from the cvmsentry bot and literally nothing else.What would be the future of it is uncertain
October 30, 2026
BEST WINDOWS VISTA EDITION EVER?!
The users of vm7 have just made the best Windows Vista Edition of ALL timeTake a look!
October 30, 2026
Speriel got banned like 3 minutes after we published the last article
RIP bozoOctober 28, 2026
BREAKING - SPERIEL RETURNS TO COLLABVM & MORE NOTJACOBXI ALLEGATIONS
As if today couldn't get any worse, an ominous Romanian was found on VM7. People quickly found out that he talks exactly like Speriel! No action has been taken yet, and people continue to troll him.
In other news, we have found more things about notjacobxi;
According to one of our interns, these are excerpts from chatlogs belonging to little Jacob. Yes, your eyes do not decieve. First he makes pedophilic jokes, now it has been found out that he tells people to kill themselves, and that he is RACIST! But really, who was surprised by this? He is polish after all.
Some people have dubbed today "the 9/11 of CollabVM". Things can only get worse from here.
-DUKAT JOGURT
October 28, 2026
NOTJACOBXI THINKS WE'RE STEALING IPS?
After the dangerous situation regarding him. he seems to have gone into Damage Control, and is accusing us of being an IP GRABBER.This is a severe allegation and it may ruin our reputation. SPREAD THE WORD #CALUBINFOISLEGIT
I'm believe and this was calubinfo, STAY TUNED.
October 28, 2026
BREAKING - NOTJACOBXI: "PINGUS LOVES CHILDREN"
notjacobxi, our favorite Polish 13 year old. was caught making FALSE ALLEGATIONS. This is truly disgusting behavior.Specifically to pingusman115, who said he loved children.
Apparently, notjacobxi wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, because he literally admitted to the crime by saying this:
This also happened during a Void Linux installation... Scientists may start researching Void Linux to see if it has an effect on the frontal lobe after this incident.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED.
October 28, 2026
BREAKING: COLLABNET DEAD FOREVER!?
Calub Veem has just announced that due to the high demand of Vegas Pro and Notmyfault on CalubVeems mullvad vpn they have decided to not pay their subscription as it costs too muchThis also means collabnet is fucked
Collabnet will only come back once CalubVeem received 15 septillion dollars in damages from the following countries:
Vietnam
Poland
Thailand
Malaysia
Egypt
and even more
October 28, 2026
collabnet is... still down
what? never have i ever seen collabnet be down for this longscreenshot from vm7:
October 28, 2026
BREAKING: SPEIREL HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON WINDOWS 7 USERVM
speirel has been spotted on uservm windows 7 as a guest
October 28, 2026
COLLABNET IS DOWN
shoking i knowscreenshot from vm7:
October 28, 2026
read calubinfo anywhere you go
WINDOWS 7 CALUBINFO GADGET DOWNLOAD NOW
October 27, 2026
ICE FUGITIVE MILO SPOTTED
ICE fugitive Milo has been spotted on VM7 going by alias Fire. He keeps pulling up vibecoded GTA 5 and googled how to install GPU... We have yet to test if he can pass calubmath.Lock your doors and stay safe calubers
October 27, 2026
WHEN AWESOMENOOB WAS LAST SEEN
Awesomenoob that has been missing has been last spotted on the collabvm discord server on 2026-10-22have you seen this person?
October 27, 2026
daedalus two leaked
the popular nintendo 64 emulator daedalus reportedly has its brand new version daedalus two in developementreportedly it will be 2% more stable and will support paper mario and will no longer crash on the title screen (sometimes)
leaks are also surfacing of a gamecube mode in it that will be very fast on collab vm.
i inter viewed the developer and this is what he said:
"man ouurr emulator is great, project 64 has like three frames a minute we have 5. these are our bench mark scores"
LOAD TIMES:
Project64: 5 seconds
Daedalus: sometimes
i personally think this emulator is shaping up to be great.
October 26, 2026
dying collabvm users receive collabnet after 20 years
collabvm users have finally gotten their beloved collabnet back.i interviewed a fellow collabvm user who had been suffering from collabnet deprivation his entire life and he had this to say: "now I can attempt to build emulator-bbk"
find out more at 11
October 26, 2026
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October 26, 2026
yellows111
Yellows111
He was
yellow
as in his name "yellows111", when asked for a interview on CalubInfo he declined by not answering, He had the "BOT" tag on his name in the Computernewb Discord, He is currently inactive on the discord, his name is yellows111 billing account on the discord.October 26, 2026
YZY TV DOCUMENTARY
EXCLUSIVEWATCH NOW
VIDEO OWNED BY YEEZY, LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
October 26, 2026
spamiel makes bomb threat (real)
the previous news is fake and not real, made by larp.this is the real one but yes SMAPLE BOMB THEREAT RUN NOW WE ARE ALL FUCKED
RUN NOW SMAREL MAKES BOMB THREAT BY COMING BACK.
October 26, 2026
BREAKING: SPAMIEL MAKES BOMB THREATS TO CVM
SPERIEL HAS JUST MADE BOMB THREATS TO CVM THREATENING COME BACKSCREENSHOT BELOW WE ARE ALL FUCKED RUN
October 26, 2026
BREAKING:SpoonerAi Hrisito 3.0 has been readded onto the catalog!
SpoonerAI have just pushed out a statement saying Hrisito 3.0 has been readded back onto the catalog and their servers have been upgradedHowever the statement says that Hrisito 3.0 is available only for Max+ users
See below:
October 26, 2026
my pc died lmao
what else is john collabvm gonna do to us?-albert
October 25, 2026
calubinfo update
albert announced today that all articles from now on will include the date at the end of it. awesome!October 25, 2026
horse walks in
neighhorse walks out
KEVIN SAYS:
this is just straight up fucked up. rosey, maid, whoever the fuck is in this, its just fucked upthis was kevin with collabinfo
FUCK
The sizing got fucked up. To apologize, we'll give you another scoop! Molly is apparently 16 according to our insider. Rosey is 15.Here's another image. What the fuck is MaidJaxFan up to? We will let you decide.
I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED.
It's probably a strong 9 - MaidJaxFan on "MAIDJAXFAN 2"
The sequel of the famous movie based off of our favorite bomb tutorials guy, MaidJaxFan, has just released.
MaidJaxFan himself has rated the movie "a strong 9".
An exclusive scoop from us provided by an insider, has apparently caught MaidJaxFan having SEX ON TROLLBOX. You heard me correctly. What could this 13 year old Finnish person be up to?
That is all I have to say, I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNED
BREAKING: SpoonerAI Hrisito 3.0 removed MINUTES after release!
SpoonerAI have just pushed out a statement saying Hrisito 3.0 has been temporarily removed due to too much of their expected compute being used.Users have also been complaining that even Forkie 2.0 feels stuttery and its output isnt smooth, meaning that Hrisito 3.0 has caused a massive problem to SpoonerAI
The statement can be seen below, we will be able to update you soon:
CALUBINFO-ONLY: Have you seen these 2 subjects?
2 people have been reported missing in the province of VM9 for a few days. We were asked to put this information out to help them in need. They were a couple but have disappeared without reason.The following subjects are:
AwesomeNoob, 22, male. Greek. Loved OneShot
Blue81, 19, female. Italian. also loved OneShot.
If you find them, please contact our editor team. Their safety matters to us and all of us.
BREAKING: SpoonerAI Hrisito 3.0 MOGS IN AI INDEX
SpoonerAI has just released Hrisito 3.0, claiming it as their new start towards the top of the AI leaderboards, and they were not lying:Compared to SpoonerAI Forkie 2.0, which scored 43 on the Intelligence Index, Hrisito 3.0 scored 64 on the Intelligence Index, marking a new high lead.
SpoonerAI Leader and Founder mailwhat, said until november, the Input will be 0.5$ per 1M tokens, and the Output will be 5$ per 1M, but once november starts, it will be 3$ per 1M input, and 25$ or 40$ output per 1 million tokens
SpoonerAI has also said that the 2.X series will come to an end with Forkie 2.5, which they say predict a 52 Intelligence Index Score
With Forkie 2.5, Sperg 1.0 and 1.5 will be removed from the API at the end of november.
And one more for today: SpoonerAI has said that Hrisito 3.5 is already in the works, showing amazing results, they said it could come out somewhere in december or even mid november
As always, take a look at the provided Artificial Analysis Intelligence Index, provided by Artificial Analysis.
no patch
helo i am evil hack u no patch issueCALUBINFO HACK PATCHED
as the previous article states some of our articles have become gibberish, well now we have patched it ! we are not sure if its fully patched or not so watch outNNN
NNN (No nut november) IS COMING UP SOON BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GOON TO FEM SANS ANYMOREBREAKING: calubinfo HACKED by the devil
some of our articles have become pure gibberish. this seems to be an act of the devil. security team's saying it could be evil corporation, but a representative has reportedly said to us "This is not real"remember to stay safe on the internet, we're fixing everything right now. make sure your private keys aren't 4!
KEVIN INTERVIEW
iexist: okayiexist: so howd you come up with your username
kevin: i heard that the name kevin has been a meme in the time when i created my account
kevin: thats how
iexist: which collabvm users can you beat in a fight
kevin: forkies
kevin: all of em
iexist: mmm good answer
iexist: would you become an editor for calubinfo
believeinthings: already is
kevin: yeah
kevin: i mean i did edit a bit
iexist: mmmm
kevin: when we created this
kevin: but if i wasnt
kevin: i would become a editor
iexist: what is your favorite os
kevin: well
kevin: has to be either nixos or freebsd
check on your guests, they may be disrespectful
hi i'm believe and i'm going to put out a psa here.check on your guests in vm7 to vm9. they're being disrespectful! when we asked them for an interview, they didn't respond, and when we tried to ask the questions, they didn't respond
do not confuse them with larp guests, the larping guests are the good ones. if you ever see a disrespectful guest, contact us and we'll get you on the line with our top editors. i'm believe and this was calubinfo
guest33104 interview
iexist: how did you come up with your usernameguest33104: i wanted to look like guest
iexist: what is your opinion on ye
guest33104: whats ye
iexist: hes the guy that made graduation
guest33104: i like him but only his old songs im not a fan of rap my fav is on sight
iexist: do you enjoy vm7
guest33104: ye
iexist: have you played minecraft: java edition
guest33104: yes mc 1.12
iexist: what should we do to forkies
yar: what is your opinion on french riots
guest33104: Fifst, force forkies into working in ai dataceters with Zero breaks and only catshit and piss to eat
guest33104: Second, riots are super Bad or smth
iexist: what is your opinion on h3h3 divorce
guest33104: third, idk
iexist: would you consider being a reporter for calubinfo
guest33104: yeah
yar: what do you think about audi building a $4.2 billion factory in the us
guest33104: I ALSO have the worlds worst router from alibaba 1byte per second
ilikegodot: ...
BREAKING NEWS: Ye re-released 'CUCKKK' single 'WW3'
Ye re-released his single 'WW3' with all anti-semetic and nazi lines censored after he said hes "done with antisemitism".DOWNLOAD/LISTEN HERE
To Those I've Hurt - By Ye (f.k.a Kanye West)
Twenty-five years ago, I was in a car accident that broke my jaw and caused injury to the right frontal lobe of my brain. At the time, the focus was on the visible damage the fracture, the swelling, and the immediate physical trauma. The deeper injury, the one inside my skull, went unnoticed.Comprehensive scans were not done, neurological exams were limited, and the possibility of a frontal-lobe injury was never raised. It wasn't properly diagnosed until 2023. That medical oversight caused serious damage to my mental health and led to my bipolar type-1 diagnosis.
Bipolar disorder comes with its own defense system. Denial. When you're manic, you don't think you're sick. You think everyone else is overreacting. You feel like you're seeing the world more clearly than ever, when in reality you're losing your grip entirely.
Once people label you as you feel as if you cannot contribute anything meaningful to the world. It's easy for people to joke and laugh it off when in fact this is a very serious debilitating disease you can die from. According to the World Health Organization and Cambridge University, people with bipolar disorder have a life expectancy that is shortened by 10 to 15 years on average, and a 2x-3x higher all-cause mortality rate than the general population. This is on par with severe heart disease, type 1 diabetes, HIV, and cancer all lethal and fatal if left untreated.
The scariest thing about this disorder is how persuasive it is when it tells you: You don't need help. It makes you blind, but convinced you have insight. You feel powerful, certain, unstoppable.
I lost touch with reality. Things got worse the longer I ignored the problem. I said and did things I deeply regret. Some of the people I love the most, I treated the worst. You endured fear, confusion, humiliation, and the exhaustion of trying to have someone who was, at times, unrecognizable. Looking back, I became detached from my true self.
In that fractured state, I gravitated toward the most destructive symbol I could find, the swastika, and even sold T-shirts bearing it. One of the difficult aspects of having bipolar type-1 are the disconnected moments - many of which I still cannot recall - that led to poor judgment and reckless behavior that oftentimes feels like an out-of-body-experience. I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state, and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change. It does not excuse what I did though. I am not a Nazi or an antisemite. I love Jewish people.
To the black community - which held me down through all of the highs and lows and the darkest of times. The black community is, unquestionably, the foundation of who I am. I am so sorry to have let you down. I love us.
In early 2025, I fell into a four-month long manic episode of psychotic, paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life. As the situation became increasingly unsustainable, there were times I didn't want to be here any more.
Having bipolar disorder is notable state of constant mental illness. When you go into a manic episode, you are ill at that point. When you are not in an episode, you are completely. And that's when the wreckage from the illness hits the hardest. Hitting rock bottom a few months ago, my wife encouraged me to finally get help.
I have found comfort in Reddit forums of all places. Different people speak of being in manic or depressive episodes of a similar nature. I read their stories and realized that I was not alone. It's not just me who ruins their entire life once a year despite taking meds every day and being told by the so-called best doctors in the world that I am not bipolar, but merely experiencing.
My words as a leader in my community have global impact and influence. In my mania, I lost complete sight of that.
As I find my new baseline and new center through an effective regime of medication, therapy, exercise and clean living, I have newfound, much-needed clarity. I am pouring my energy into positive, meaningful art: music, clothing, design and other new ideas to help the world.
I'm not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home.
With love,
Ye
EXCLUSIVE: KYOTO INTERVIEW
kyoto interviewiexist: okay so how did you come up with your antimatter idea
kyoto: i saw a mention of some "antimatter dimensions favicon" while in the wplace subreddit and then i saw some antimatter dimensions color sheet
kyoto: i found the antimatter dimensions wiki, then i began playing, more so larping, cuz i liked the celestials and their quotes
iexist: who is your favorite oc that either you or someone else made
kyoto: favorite oc i made is jayden and jamiel. jayden is the celestial of memes, and jamiel is the celestial of references
EVIL FUCKING SKELETON: Hey guys
iexist: do you think antimatter lives matte- HOLY FUCK, ITS THE EVIL FUCKING SKELETON!
kyoto: im too lazy(?)
iexist: okay last question, are you familiar with calubmath and do you think you could pass it?
kyoto: i don't think i could pass that...
iexist: okay that is our time, thank you for interviewing with us
pyhouse 0.2 LEAKS
an insider from Evil Corporation has managed to hack into the computer systems of the development of pyhouse. this insider says that there may be a SIX SEVEN gambling minigame where you can bet 67 dollars and if it lands on 67 you will get 67x money. this may be a reference to a certain online casino but for legal reasons we have to say this is a joke. development has been halted as the people are trying to find out who this insider is. I'm believe and this was calubinfo. STAY TUNEDWE ARE HIRING
ARE YOU A PATRIOTIC FORKIE HATER? JOIN OUR EDITING TEAM NOWMILO ARRESTED BY ICE
Infamous criminal Milo has been detained by ICE after repeatedly committing war crimes on calub citizens. Citizens expressed gratitude after seeing Milo in handcuffs getting taken away kicking and screaming.EXCLUSIVE CALUBINFO: He asked calubinfo CEO albert "Do you know any windows emulators that work in browser and are free?"
Sources say that Milo is CHOOOPEDD
HILDABOO DATING KIM CONFIRMED
Ye's ex-wife Kim Cardashian was seen dating Hildaboo. Bianca Censori doesn't approve......png)